Chipotle is now exposed to be the soulless MickeyD's corporation that it's always been. Sorry hipsters, you've been duped

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Cowardly Chipotle Hater's picture
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Average: 4 (5 votes)

I'm a dude in my 30s. I used to love Chipotle. The holier-than-thou attitude of the restaurant was always annoying, but the food was good so I looked past it. Of course, chipotle is popular amongst hipsters. I'm no spring chicken but I'm not at "get off my lawn" phase yet, I can tolerate hipsters for the most part. But the combination of the utter smugness that just exudes from this stupid Fast Food Chain's mantra like "we're changing the world", and the velocity at which these stupid hipsters swallow it down and spend their parents money for the opt-in guac just makes me sick. (Not literally, although i used to joke that a chipotle lunch meant that you were carving out a 20-minute emergency poop session later that afternoon. I thought it was the hot sauce!! HAHA!!) Chipotle's stupid website makes me want to barf. Blue skies and feel-good phrases like "responsible sourcing" posted everywhere, smugness to the nth degree like eating here is going to fix the hole in the ozone layer by tuesday -- what a joke. If they showed any restraint in putting safety before market expansion, I'd believe it. Just like any soulless fast food corporation, they are about their bottom line. But what makes Chipotle really suck huge donkey balls is that THEY WERE SO SMUG, THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD GROW AT A HUGE PACE WITHOUT BEING PARANOID ABOUT SAFETY. It's not that they didn't care, they just had their heads so far up their own asses! We're saving the world, of course we need 100 more stores in a month! (The details of doing it safely -- no time to carefully plan that out, we'll just push that burden onto these rapidly-hired employees and assume they'll figure it out...). It's no different than when the housing bubble burst in 2008 -- no one was listening to that little nagging voice in the back of their head "this seems a little reckless". Chipotle sold this "save the world" image to its unsuspecting patrons and all the while the execs are bragging on CNBC how they will grow faster than mcdonalds. How are you not OVER-ZEALOUS about safety when you are printing money like that? They got greedy. Crank crank crank. So meanwhile these stupid hipsters are deep throating burrito after burrito thinking they are saving the world because they buy into this stupid image and polished-steel interior design. Then the stupid hipsters start getting sick. Rut-roh!! Looks like the Great Chipotle facade is coming crashing down. Turns out its just another fast food chain that tastes really good -- you stupid idiots thought it was more than that.